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The tattoo artist is not as cheap
as the back street scratcher down the street
but take my tip and use the best
go to the professional
to hell with the rest

I know a guy who saved a lot
but i dare not tell you what he got
they say the dirt it does no harm
but how would you like to loose your arm

The scratchers work is not the brightest
but still you catch your hepatitis
his tattoos swell as i have seen
and quickly turn to gangerine

And if you want a cheap tattoo
ask him for his toxic blue
and if you want a scarlet rose
don't blame me if you catch a dose
and when they lay you in the ground
don't forget you saved that pound.